My name is Ryan and I am a pretend artist. Here I will post my attempts at art, mostly photography but sometimes music or short stories
Frozen yogurt at Menchie’s
Turtles on a log
This was a gross tree stump. It seems to be covered with something. I can only assume it is beaver puke
princess-sparkling replied to your post “princess-sparkling replied to your photo “Microphone Shameless self…”
Well then I hope you’re enjoying the view of me masturbating at work because…yeah. That happened.
Enjoyed it? I already made a ton of money selling it on the internet.
princess-sparkling replied to your photo “Microphone Shameless self promotion my music is here…”
What a cool fucking shot. It almost could be a fly’s eye. Right? Like an evil metal fly that sits on the wall and…spies on you. Like when people say oh i’d love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation. THIS IS THE FLY!!
Nuts! You are on to me. This is my evil metal fly camera. I use it to spy on you all the time. I am watching you right now. buzz buzz